When my kid is being a jerk and then “tears in heaven” starts on the drive.

And then I feel like a jerk.

"It was the bland leading the bland. But things were about to get blander."
 -Simon Doonan on Normcore.

"It was the bland leading the bland. But things were about to get blander."
-Simon Doonan on Normcore.

Swimmingly. #westtown #poolside

Promise me you will watch this episode of House Hunters next time it airs so we can talk about it.

Very Stupidstious.

Found a heads-up penny for the first time in a million years this morning.  It was next to a mostly melted, and therefore nearly unrecognizable, pile of dog poo. So, seems legit.

Do you think Sheana from Vanderpump Rules was named after The Ramone’s song “Sheena is a Punk Rocker”? #notsodeepthoughts #itsgorgeousout #marchinlikealionoutlikealamb

I just purchased this for 69 cents. You have no idea how full(flat, black)circle my life feels right now.