Your manic-pixie-tumblr-xanga-dream-girl was on this terrible court show* today.

*don’t judge it was just there when I turned the TV on.

Monday morning. Chicago, Illinois. Augusta and Hoyne.

When my kid is being a jerk and then “tears in heaven” starts on the drive.

And then I feel like a jerk.

"It was the bland leading the bland. But things were about to get blander."
 -Simon Doonan on Normcore.

"It was the bland leading the bland. But things were about to get blander."
-Simon Doonan on Normcore.

Swimmingly. #westtown #poolside

Promise me you will watch this episode of House Hunters next time it airs so we can talk about it.