December 2011
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Things that are better with time and wine.
The Seinfeld finale.
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Reason to believe.
J: What are you up to?
C: Walking to the Family Dollar.
J: I'm IN a Dollar General right now.
C: I guess we are soul mates.
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That's not what we called them in the 90's.
kid: Mom, let me see your back I have to check if you're a mom.
mom: What? No. Why?
kid: (lifts back of shirt, uses toy stamper and pretends to stamp back.) There. Now you're a mom.
mom: What did you give me?
kid: A mom stamp.
mom: A MOM STAMP?
kid: It's a stamp on moms' backs.
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