Pave paradise and put up a parking lot.

WOW.  I just saw this dude struggle,  LIKE REALLY STRUGGLE, to park HIS MINI COOPER in a LARGE parking spot.  It was so difficult his lady friend had to stand on the curb and direct him.  This is on a completely non-busy, extra-wide, one-way street.  Parallel parking is so hard y’all!

I remember my mom driving her Ford Club Van around town and squeezing that big-ass vehicle in just about any spot with a three point turn.  Kids dancing to Footloose in the back end, traffic, you name it, that shit was no prob for Mom.