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Are you a mod or a rocker?   Um, no. I’m a mocker. 

Are you a mod or a rocker? 

 Um, no. I’m a mocker. 

rock and roll grade school.

rock and roll grade school.

Big mistake. Big. Huge.

To the tourists that unwisely ignored my advice on which bus to take.  

I basically live for giving directions.  I have an almost photographic memory when it comes to shit like that.

It’s my one true beauty.

The Shed is open a little later than usual this week.


so we went after school.  Coral Reef, SHARKS, penguins, belugas(so lovely), and a last minute ooh and ahh over the jellies.

Props to you dude

in the white Chrysler Sebring convertible flying down Chicago Ave. at about a million miles an hour, top down, jamming some Twista.  Usually I’d think you’re an asshole, but if you can do that shit in January, IN CHICAGO, that’s cause for applause. 

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Today is family day at the MCA.  You should go.

Apparently this pick up line works

Dude: Yeah I think I remember you from Rainbo.

Girl that’s too old to be called a girl: Wow!(hair pushed behind ear) yeah…

She later told me “I can’t believe he remembers me from RAINBO!”

I audibly rolled my eyes.

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Keep your day job Jeff Tweedy.

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Places I remember.

Places I remember.


The Association. Windy. 

Everyone knows, it’s windy. duh. Look outside.