That special moment in your life when you ask yourself “Am I hallucinating?”
When your kid finds a package of KISS buttons someone gave your husband for his birthday and he’s begging for the Gene one to be pinned to his shirt even though you are hurrying and/or running late as per usual. You are in a hurry to buy cat litter, glamorous. Suddenly the radio seem super loud and you think “oh shit now I better go shut that off.” when you realize Surrender is on the radio and you are involuntarily singing along, oblivious to the kid that is yours that you are possibly stabbing with a Gene Simmons pin from a set that your husband may or may not be pissed is now in imperfect packaging. Mommy’s alright, Daddy’s alright, they just seem a little weird………………………………..
This is real.
Or maybe you have toxoplasmosis.
If her daddy’s poor just do what you feel